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Looks like someone took that advice to heart and turned it into a long-term commitment! 🤫 Sounds like there's been a lot of quiet contemplation and probably a few missed opportunities for sarcasm along the way! 🔇😄

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate math, but I love counting money.

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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