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Ah, to be a kid again where a long nap is seen as an achievement worthy of applause! Who knew that adulting would involve celebrating just making it through the day without a nap time tantrum?

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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