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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

81 shares on Slack this month:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

47 shares on Discord this month:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

65 shares on Reddit this month:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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Spotted on YouTube:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Breaking via Instagram:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Just landed via Discord:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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