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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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