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42 shares on Discord this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

73 shares on Threads this month:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

12 shares on X this month:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Breaking via X:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Spotted on WeChat:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Breaking via Telegram:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Spotted on YouTube:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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