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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.