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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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