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57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

30 shares on Threads this month:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Going viral on Facebook:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Live now on TikTok:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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