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  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.
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  • The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.