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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Reincarnation, in this economy?

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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