If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.