If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Commentary:"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! ππ‘π #ResearchWarrior" Related Funny Posts π€ If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you. I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. When Iβm at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?