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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! πŸ“ŠπŸ’‘πŸ˜‚ #ResearchWarrior"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argument, charts, data, humor, i, prepare, prepared, prove, research, run, wrong on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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