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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.