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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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