If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

55 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

92 shares on Discord this month:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

70 shares on Threads this month:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

22 shares on Messenger this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.