If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf my wife doesn’t win anything on this scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.
