If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the stakes are high with that $2 scratch ticket! 🤞 Let's hope luck is on your wife's side, or this birthday present might turn into a "scratch" on the relationship! 😂🎂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once. Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.
