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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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