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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

76 shares on Discord this month:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

98 shares on Threads this month:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Going bananas on Facebook:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Going viral on Messenger:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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