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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.