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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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