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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.