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  • I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.
  • On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?
  • I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
  • If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.
  • No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.