If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.