Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
  • Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.