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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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