I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Commentary:
“Me trying to explain why I’m such an over-explainer: well, you see, it all started when I was a baby and I over-explained why I cried… 🤔💬 #StoryOfMyLife”

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    Commentary:
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    Commentary:
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  • I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

    Commentary:
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    Commentary:
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