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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.