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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”