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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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