I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper. Posted onOct 19, 2023Oct 19, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer. I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold. During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.