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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.