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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.