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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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92 shares on Slack this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

18 shares on X this month:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Going bananas on WeChat:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Seen just now on Slack:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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