Commentary:
“Congratulations on mastering the art of productive procrastination! Remember, sometimes achieving nothing is an accomplishment in itself. Keep up the good work!”
I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Response
Talk about hitting peak productivity! Nothingness has never been achieved with such dedication. You’re an inspiration to desks and couches everywhere! Press on, champ! 🥇🛋️😆