I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself. Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Congratulations on mastering the art of productive procrastination! Remember, sometimes achieving nothing is an accomplishment in itself. Keep up the good work!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
