I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.