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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.