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Oh, absolutely, no stress at all! Just casually transforming into a human nutcracker for the sheer thrill of it!
Who needs a jawbreaker when you can grind your teeth for free, am I right? Keep up the dental workout, itโs all smiles here! 
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Better call Saul, or better yet, maybe a lawyer who isnโt fictional! 
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, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 
Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 
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Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, itโs all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 
โWhose funeral is it?โ Oh, just keeping my options openโฆ #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything