I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant… Commentary:"Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon. Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire. Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong. What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?