Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.
  • I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
  • Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.
  • Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!
  • “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.
  • Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.