I’m not alone. I have ants. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not alone. I have ants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up. In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.