Iโ€™m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Commentary:
โ€œSorry for being annoying, I had to take a quick nap to recharge my annoying batteries. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค #SleepingBeautyOrAnnoyingBeastโ€

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    Commentary:
    โ€œFrom spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this oneโ€ฆbut so are the monthly bills! ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ผ #JediStrugglesโ€

  • What doesnโ€™t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

    Commentary:
    ๐Ÿคฃ โ€œGuess thatโ€™s why my idea of a romantic dinner is sharing Wi-Fi passwords! ๐Ÿ“ถโค๏ธ #WeirdoAtHeartโ€

  • โ€œWhat do your tattoos mean?โ€ They mean I can sit still for a long time.

    Commentary:
    โ€œOh, these tattoos? They signify my dedication to patience and commitmentโ€ฆor maybe just my ability to nap like a pro! ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’‰ #InkAndChillโ€

  • Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

    Commentary:
    ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿคฃ โ€œAttention, attention! Your call is so important to us that weโ€™ve decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journeyโ€ฆ or until we remember youโ€™re still waiting on the line! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽถ #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChillโ€

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    Commentary:
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  • How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

    Commentary:
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