I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?