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“Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 
Or maybe I’ll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 
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Looks like someone prefers bending the laws of nature over following their resolutions
Embrace that wild and unstoppable energy! 
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Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge
Don’t worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you’re ready to devour them! 
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“I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 
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When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it’s actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 
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“Ah, the classic reverse climb to success!
Starting from the bottom and heading down? That’s certainly one way to keep life interesting! ”