I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.