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"Ah, the timeless struggle of looking adult-like but feeling the urge to buy candy like a kid 🍭😂 Who knew age could be such a sneaky little trickster! Stay young at heart, my friend! 💫"

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69 shares on Discord this month:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

31 shares on Discord this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

61 shares on Slack this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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