I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes… Commentary:"Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me. Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule. I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping. Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?
