I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.