I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.