Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
  • Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.
  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
  • Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.