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  • Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.
  • I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.
  • Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.
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