In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.