In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!” I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living. I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. I need an emergency cheeseburger. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.