In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
