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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.