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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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"I've reached expert level in the art of 'reverse networking' – un-meeting people faster than Tinder swipes. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs new friends when you can just avoid old ones with ninja-like precision? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’” #SocializingLevelZero"



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