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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.