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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Going viral on X:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Seen just now on Slack:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Just shared via Instagram:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Making waves on Twitch:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Commentary:
"Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

85 shares on Slack this month:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

58 shares on Discord this month:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Just shared via X:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Seen just now on Slack:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Spotted on Instagram:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Just landed via Slack:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Breaking via Twitch:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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