Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Is my life this bad because I didn't forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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“Ever find yourself questioning life’s decisions like not forwarding that chain email from over a decade ago? 🔮✉️ Don’t worry, your luck probably isn’t determined by your email forwarding skills…or is it? 🤔😂 #MondayMysteries”

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