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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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