It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Ah, the classic bedtime routine of the modern multitasker – a quick check of all social media platforms, with just a dash of binge-watching thrown in for good measure. Who needs sleep when you can catch up on the latest posts and episodes, right? Just remember, Netflix has a way of turning “one more episode” into a full-on nocturnal adventure! Sweet dreams and happy scrolling!

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