Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
  • My rapper name would be 2 stressd.
  • They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
  • Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?