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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Reported on Snapchat:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Just landed via X:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Seen just now on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Spotted on YouTube:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Spotted on Threads:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Seen just now on Slack:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Live now on YouTube:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Live now on Discord:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Making waves on Instagram:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Making waves on X:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Spotted on Facebook:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Shared recently on Discord:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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