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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Trending via Snapchat:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Trending via Twitch:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Breaking via Reddit:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Going bananas on Discord:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Just shared via Instagram:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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39 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Making waves on Facebook:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Just landed via LinkedIn:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Spotted on Snapchat:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Seen just now on Facebook:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Seen just now on Slack:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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