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"Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"

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32 shares on Messenger this month:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

77 shares on X this month:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Live now on Telegram:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Freshly posted on Discord:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Breaking via TikTok:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Going viral on Slack:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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