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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.