It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Commentary:
“Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let’s face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals”

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