It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds. Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside. I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.
