It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like even the polar bear has hit snooze on winter! ❄️🐾 Time to give it a pep talk and maybe a cup of hot cocoa. Remember, even polar bears need a little TLC to hit the road in style! 🚗😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them. Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.