It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. Funny Quotes August 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds. Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside. I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.
