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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Live now on Slack:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Spotted on Messenger:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Spotted on Telegram:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Shared recently on X:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Just shared via Twitch:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

1 month ago

Witty quote about winter fashion humorously highlighting men double-layering shorts in cold weather.

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Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

51 shares on Slack this month:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

44 shares on Reddit this month:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

87 shares on Slack this month:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

35 shares on Threads this month:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Shared recently on Threads:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Spotted on YouTube:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Seen just now on Discord:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Trending via Pinterest:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Shared recently on Twitch:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

Just shared via Reddit:

America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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