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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Live now on Slack:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Broadcasted on X:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Trending via Twitch:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Just shared via Slack:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

1 week ago

Witty quote about winter fashion humorously highlighting men double-layering shorts in cold weather.

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Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"

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10 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Living la vida taco!

41 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

41 shares on Threads this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Just landed via Telegram:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Making waves on Reddit:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Trending via Messenger:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Making waves on Telegram:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Going viral on Discord:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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