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"Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"

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36 shares on X this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

29 shares on Threads this month:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

81 shares on Discord this month:

I’m sick of living through history!

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

33 shares on X this month:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Going bananas on TikTok:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Making waves on TikTok:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Keep the laugh going 😂

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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