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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

30 shares on Threads this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

88 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

99 shares on X this month:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Live now on X:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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