Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.
  • If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?
  • The problem with rich people is that I am not one.
  • Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
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