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Well, well, it took some time but now we're in sync with the concept of chronology! ⏰🕰️ Better late than never, right? Maybe it's about time…or maybe it's about thyme, who knows? 😉

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

15 shares on X this month:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

63 shares on Threads this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Seen just now on Discord:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Going viral on Facebook:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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