I’ve named my couch American Idle. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve named my couch American Idle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece. American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.
