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Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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82 shares on WeChat this month:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

65 shares on Instagram this month:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

70 shares on X this month:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

Live now on Telegram:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Making waves on Slack:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Breaking via Facebook:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Going viral on Discord:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Making waves on Facebook:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Just landed via X:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Just shared via YouTube:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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