I’ve named my couch American Idle. Commentary:"Looks like your couch is living the dream of every couch potato out there! 🥔💤 Who needs American Idol when you've got American Idle right in your living room? 😄🛋️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing. It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.
