I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales"

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