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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to i…

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to i…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bodily, bodily functions, discomfort, fact, functions, funny observation, humor, i, ignore, life, observation, pee, procrastination, realization, spent, trying on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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