Iβve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… π½π¦ Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! π #PeeTales" Related Funny Posts π€ You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life. Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store. I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. Itβs like Iβm going to Club Pee Pee.