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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.