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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

53 shares on Threads this month:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

38 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Making waves on Twitch:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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