I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
