I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.