Trendy Funny Quotes

  • World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.
  • Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
  • Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.
  • I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.
  • My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
  • Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.