I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
