I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop. If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.