Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
  • I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.
  • Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
  • Happy new fear!
  • Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
  • Blink if you want me!