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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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