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"Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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