Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.