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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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