Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Just so you know, it's almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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“Warning: attempting to drink coffee while horizontal may result in a spill-tacular disaster! ☕️🤦‍♂️ It’s a dangerous game of balancing act with your morning brew – the struggle is real, folks! 😄 #CoffeeFail”

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