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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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