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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

They should invent a day where it all works out.

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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