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"Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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2 months ago

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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32 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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Just shared via Telegram:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Breaking via Discord:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Just shared via YouTube:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Seen just now on Threads:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Making waves on TikTok:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Making waves on YouTube:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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