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"Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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75 shares on YouTube this month:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

47 shares on X this month:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Spotted on X:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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