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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get…

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get…

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"Watch out for those hungry suitors, ladies! 🍔🕵️‍♂️ They're not after your heart, they're after your snacks! 🍪😆 Stay alert and keep your pantry safe from snack-stealing dates! 😂 #RelationshipAdvice"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, date, food, guys, humor, hungry, just, pantry, relationships, trying on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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