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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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6 months ago

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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2 months ago

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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2 months ago

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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2 months ago

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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5 months ago

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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3 months ago

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

19 shares on Threads this month:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

22 shares on X this month:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Just landed via X:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Just shared via Slack:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Going viral on X:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Making waves on Messenger:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Just shared via Reddit:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Going viral on Slack:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Trending via Messenger:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Seen just now on Twitch:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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